Introducing The Fly Roast: Where No Fly is Safe (And That’s Exactly the Point)

Introducing The Fly Roast: Where No Fly is Safe (And That’s Exactly the Point)

We’ve done plenty of questionable things in the name of musky fishing—like the time we swore a half-eaten banana in the net was “good luck.” But this might be our boldest move yet. Say hello to The Fly Roast, our brand-new spot on the Spot Burn Podcast (and beyond) where your meticulously crafted (or hastily slapped-together) flies go on trial for all to see.

Watch Our “Fly Roast” Intro Video

Watch on YouTube to get the full rundown. 

What Is The Fly Roast?

We know, we know: you spent hours tying up that bright pink triple-articulated streamer with six rattle chambers and a disco-ball finish. Or you may have whipped up something “quick” that ended up resembling a wet cat. Either way, The Fly Roast is our brand-spanking-new segment where we:

• Call out questionable design choices. (“Did you, uh…run out of bucktail halfway through?”)

• Celebrate unexpected genius. (“Who knew fluorescent chartreuse wiener dog hair could catch fish!?”)

• Serve up comedic (and possibly cutthroat) feedback on your best and worst flies.

• We even came up with a hilarious boomerish jingle to show you how serious we are taking ourselves. 

We dish it out tongue-in-cheek, but rest assured you’ll pick up some legit tying tips and on-the-water insights in the process—because deep down, we really do care if your fly can entice that next 50 incher. 

How To Get Your Fly Roasted

Let’s be honest—you’re at least a little curious what we’ll say about your pride and joy. Or your “Frankenstein’s monster” of materials. Either way:

1. Visit Our Fly Roast Page for the nitty-gritty on submitting your masterpiece or abomination.

2. Fill out the submission form and tell us the wild origin story (did your dog truly cough up half the materials?).

3. Cross your fingers and await either comedic glory or comedic doom.

Remember: No spool of thread or tacky-glued eye is safe from our witty commentary. But hey, maybe your submission ends up being the next unstoppable fish magnet carried by Musky Fool. That’s the beauty of this whole “roast” thing.

FAQs

Straight from our Fly Roast page, here are some answers to your burning questions:

1. Can I submit any style of fly?

Absolutely! From magnificent streamers to “found-it-in-a-couch-cushion” Frankenflies, we’re here for it all.

2. Does my fly have to be musky-focused?

It doesn’t have to be, but let’s be honest—we’re Musky Fool, so we’re especially stoked on big, flashy flies that torment toothy critters. Of course, if you’ve got something super weird in a different category, we won’t complain.

3. How do I send photos or the actual fly?

• Photos: Upload them via our submission form—front, back, and any angle that shows off your questionable design genius.

• The Actual Fly: Physical submissions are welcome, too! Check out the instructions on our Fly Roast page for shipping info.

4. Will you…uh, actually fish my fly if you like it?

There’s a high chance we’ll get curious enough to tie it on—assuming it’s not held together by hope and expired chewing gum. 

5. Will I get roasted for real?

Let’s just say we’re not pulling punches—but it’s all in good fun. You’ll walk away with hilarious feedback plus genuine insights on how to make your fly more effective.

Episode 35 Teaser: The Official First Roast

We’ve already got a stack of submissions begging to be scorched on camera—and on Episode 35 of the Spot Burn Podcast, we’ll unleash the first wave of roasts on unsuspecting flies. Will we find the next go-to pattern of the century, or a nightmare that never should’ve seen the vise? Tune in next week to find out.

What’s in it for YOU (Besides Possible Humiliation)?

• Honest Feedback: Sure, we’ll poke fun, but you’ll walk away with real tying advice you can use.

• Community Vibes: Join fellow fly tying maniacs in laughing (or crying) at each other’s fly-tying adventures.

• Bragging Rights: If your tie actually slaps, we’ll trumpet your genius to all 17 corners of the internet.

Basically, we’re making fishing fun in that Roast-Your-Old-College-Roommate kind of way, and we want you along for the ride.

Get In On the Roast

Ready to put your flies (and your ego) on the line? 

Head to The Fly Roast for all the submission details and brace yourself. In the meantime, be sure to subscribe to the Spot Burn Podcast and turn on notifications so you don’t miss the glorious carnage.

Until then, keep tying, keep fishing—and remember: sometimes the ugliest fly is just one swirl away from the fish of a lifetime.