Your parents wanted a dentist.
Your girlfriend wanted a five-year plan.
Your boss wanted “professionalism.”
Instead you chose gas station coffee, boat ramp sunrises, and sleeping in the truck because the bite window starts at 4:37am.
Enjoy ultimate comfort with this unisex garment-dyed shirt, crafted from durable heavyweight fabric and dyed for a lived-in look. The dyeing technique ensures the shirt is pre-shrunk to maintain its shape no matter how many times you wash it.
• 100% soft ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
Our products are made with tons of care and musky slime. Please note that this is a custom made product so it will take a bit longer to get to you. We estimate delivery time to be 7-10 business days and we promise it will be worth it!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 31-34 | 31 ⅞ |
| M | 28 | 34-37 | 33 ¾ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 | 36 ⅞ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 | 37 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 46-49 | 38 ¾ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-53 | 39 ¾ |
